Top Ten Tantalizing Trannies

So from Fall 2007 to Spring 2008, my partner-in-crime and I wrote a sex column called cuntmunch for the university newspaper.:

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In honor of International Women's Day we wrote a list of the top 10 most cuntmunchable women. It was received very well and so, in light of that, here is my top ten most tantalizing trans people (in order from first to last):

1) Patrick Califia - Without a doubt, hands down, #1 trans person I would like to fuck...well, be fucked by I guess :P He has been a gender & sexual radical for close to three decades now and sure knows how to wield a whip. His erotica collections Macho Sluts, Blood & Silver, & Boy in the Middle have been super influential I would have him whip my back with a cat-o-nine and then roll me over and fist me.

2) Papi Coxxx & Will Thrustwell - These two are tied for second, because in my mind they are inextricably linked. While they are most famous for their action in the hot porns Trans-entities and Into the Wild Kingdom, they are also (apparently) quite renowned in the NYC queer, poly, play-party scenes. I would have Will give it to me from behind while Papi fucks my mouth.

3) Julia Serano - Best known for her queer/trans femme activism. Frequent writer for Bitch magazine. Author of one of the best books on MTF-spectrum lives & politics: Whipping Girl: A Transsexual Woman's take on Sexism and the Scapegoating of Femininity. I would dress her up to the nines in high femme attire and fuck her while wearing a James Dean-esque outfit.

4) Mattilda - Editor of That's Revolting! and No One Passes. She is one radically feisty queer and I think the two of us would dress in Divine-esque drag attire and fuck like trailer park trannies

5) Candis Cayne - Hollywood actor. Acted in tons of movies prior to transition and now is most popular for her portrayal of Carmelita in the t.v. series Dirty Sexy Money. I am amazed at how this is one of the first portrayals of a transsexual played by a transsexual! We would definitely have hot and fast, public sex...maybe in a back alley or the stall of a seedy bar bathroom.

6) Ru Paul - Cmon people...I mean, it's Ru fucking Paul. Actor, singer, diva queen extraordinaire! Best known for her roles in Wigstock and ...but I'm a cheerleader (sans drag). I would let her do to me whatever the fuck she wanted to do, 'cause honey when Ru Paul says come, you best be coming!

7) Micheal Hernandez - A bear-identified gay trans guy. Best known in the academic world. He writes incredibly hot erotica, and frankly, I love the idea of dykes & fags sleeping together so this would make for some hot hot sex. Butch-trans-dyke on butch-trans-fag. What the hell do you call that? I still quite haven't figured it out...besides the obvious, QUEER!

8) Kate Bornstein - Okay, call me an objectifier of women's bodies or something because I really can't stand this woman's writing. I just find her incredibly hot! She's best known for her books Gender Outlaw & My Gender Workbook. I think it would be wrong of me to not acknowledge the ways in which her writing affected my early trans consciousness but, alas, people change. Regardless, like I said, she's a babe and we would definitely do some kinky sex. Maybe we would try a public S/M scene at a womyn-born-womyn-only play party.

9) Buck Angel - Okay, since I'm putting politics aside and fucking Kate Bornstein on my list, I may as well put this dude too. Buck Angel is a porn star and self-describes as "the first and only female-to-male transsexual porn star." He loves being fucked in both his ass and his front; and, the scene that he did with Allanah Starr is touted as the only FTM/MTF porn scene out there. I would definitely strap it on for him and fuck him silly.

10) Any (or all) the dudes from the movies Cubbyholes or Couch Surfers - Check it out. www.trannywoodpictures.com These guys are hot and, if they wouldn't mind a dyke coming in on their trannyfag fun, well then, I might just have an orgy with them!

So there you have it folks, my list of top ten tantalizing trannies. In the future, let's compare lists...I wanna know who yours are!

Until next time,
Happy (tranny) fucking!

xoxo
K